I wish I had actually written this, but the good folks who created the website - who obviously never met me - apparently took Cliches 101. So here it is - enjoy! In fact, look for the edited version below.
Their version:
For years, Jacob I. Zuber CPA PC has been providing quality, personalized financial guidance to local individuals and businesses. Our expertise ranges from basic tax management and accounting services to more in-depth services such as audits, financial statements, and financial planning.
Jacob I. Zuber CPA PC is one of the leading firms in and throughout the area. By combining our expertise, experience and the team mentality of our staff, we assure that every client receives the close analysis and attention they deserve. Our dedication to high standards, hiring of seasoned tax professionals, and work ethic is the reason our client base returns year after year.
My version:
For years, Jacob I. Zuber CPA PC has been providing quality, personalized financial guidance to local individuals and businesses. Our expertise ranges from basic tax management and accounting services to more in-depth services such as financial statements, financial planning, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division..
Jacob I. Zuber CPA PC is one of the leading firms in and throughout the area (assuming the area is my block of Beacon St.). By combining our expertise, experience and the team mentality of our staff (staff = me + Tova), we assure that every client receives the close analysis (a lot of clients could use analysis) and attention they deserve. Our dedication to high standards, hiring of seasoned tax professionals (does that mean they have salt, peppper and spices on them?), and work ethic is the reason our client base returns year after year (not to mention the low fees).
Our mission is to help clients maintain financial viability in the present, while taking a proactive approach to achieve future goals. This requires open communication to reach an understanding of our clients' needs through research and sound analysis. Jacob I. Zuber CPA PC is dedicated to meeting these goals with high standards of excellence and professionalism. We have been a staple of the area's business community for years, and pride ourselves on the level of esteem we have earned.
Our dedication to hard work has earned the respect of the business and financial community in and around the area. We believe this to be a direct derivative of our talent and responsiveness to our client base. Whether you are a current or prospective client, rest assured that individuals and businesses who choose Jacob I. Zuber CPA PC receive competent and timely advice.
Jacob "Izzy" Zuber, CPA graduated from Boston University with a BSBA in 1974 and an MBA in 1975. After a couple of "start-up" positions for Boston CPAs, he joined the firm of Richan, Dubinsky and Company, then located in Wakefield, MA, in June, 1977. Upon successfully completing the CPA Exam in 1978, he became a junior partner in the newly named Richan, Dubinsky and Zuber. The firm had several changes and moves over the years - Dubinsky, Zuber and Company of Lynn, MA; Zuber, Bonardi and Company of Brookline, MA; Zuber and Freedman of Brookline and Brighton, MA; before culminating in the current Jacob I Zuber, CPA, PC. After almost 21 years at our Chestnut Hill Ave location, we moved to the 1894 Beacon St #2, Brookline, MA 02445 address. You will find more details about that elsewhere on this site. We look forward to continuing to provide our clients with many happy returns (if you are not groaning at that, you are not paying attention).
The staff is Tova Laster, a graduate of U-Mass Amherst's Isenberg School of Management. Although she is now working for me from NY, she continues to perform a multitude of tasks for me, both administrative and in the accounting functions for clients. Most issues in the office still run through her so you better be nice to her.